You still think Global Warming folks aren't alarmists?
Here is the list of things that supposedly have been (or will be) caused by Global Warming (compiled by NumberWatch.co.uk):
- Acne,
- agricultural land increase,
- Afghan poppies destroyed,
- Africa devastated,
- African aid threatened,
- Africa in conflict,
- aggressive weeds,
- air pressure changes,
- Alaska reshaped,
- allergies increase,
- Alps melting,
- Amazon a desert,
- American dream end,
- amphibians breeding earlier (or not),
- anaphylactic reactions to bee stings,
- ancient forests dramatically changed,
- animals head for the hills,
- Antarctic grass flourishes,
- Antarctic ice grows,
- Antarctic ice shrinks,
- Antarctic sea life at risk,
- anxiety treatment,
- algal blooms,
- archaeological sites threatened,
- Arctic bogs melt,
- Arctic in bloom,
- Arctic ice free,
- Arctic lakes disappear,
- Arctic tundra to burn,
- Atlantic less salty,
- Atlantic more salty,
- atmospheric circulation modified,
- attack of the killer jellyfish,
- avalanches reduced,
- avalanches increased,
- Baghdad snow,
- Bahrain under water,
- bananas grow,
- beer shortage,
- beetle infestation,
- bet for $10,000,
- better beer,
- big melt faster,
- billion dollar research projects,
- billions face risk,
- billions of deaths,
- bird distributions change,
- bird visitors drop,
- birds confused,
- birds return early,
- birds driven north,
- bittern boom ends,
- blackbirds stop singing,
- blizzards,
- blue mussels return,
- bluetongue,
- brains shrink,
- bridge collapse (Minneapolis),
- Britain Siberian,
- British gardens change,
- brothels struggle,
- brown Ireland,
- bubonic plague,
- budget increases,
- Buddhist temple threatened,
- building collapse,
- building season extension,
- bushfires,
- business opportunities,
- business risks,
- butterflies move north,
- camel deaths,
- cancer deaths in England,
- cannibalism,
- cataracts,
- caterpillar biomass shift,
- cave paintings threatened,
- childhood insomnia,
- Cholera,
- circumcision in decline,
- cirrus disappearance,
- civil unrest,
- cloud increase,
- cloud stripping,
- cockroach migration,
- coffee threatened,
- cold climate creatures survive,
- cold spells (Australia),
- cold wave (India),
- computer models,
- conferences,
- conflict,
- conflict with Russia,
- consumers foot the bill,
- coral bleaching,
- coral reefs dying,
- coral reefs grow,
- coral reefs shrink,
- cost of trillions,
- cougar attacks,
- cradle of civilisation threatened,
- crime increase,
- crocodile sex,
- crops devastated,
- crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems,
- curriculum change,
- cyclones (Australia),
- danger to kid's health,
- Darfur,
- Dartford Warbler plague,
- death rate increase (US),
- Dengue hemorrhagic fever,
- depression,
- desert advance,
- desert retreat,
- destruction of the environment,
- disappearance of coastal cities,
- diseases move north,
- Dolomites collapse,
- drought,
- ducks and geese decline,
- dust bowl in the corn belt,
- early marriages,
- early spring,
- earlier pollen season,
- Earth biodiversity crisis,
- Earth dying,
- Earth even hotter,
- Earth light dimming,
- Earth lopsided,
- Earth melting,
- Earth morbid fever,
- Earth on fast track,
- Earth past point of no return,
- Earth slowing down,
- Earth spins faster,
- Earth to explode,
- earth upside down,
- Earth wobbling,
- earthquakes,
- El Niño intensification,
- end of the world as we know it,
- erosion,
- emerging infections,
- encephalitis,
- English villages lost,
- equality threatened,
- Europe simultaneously baking and freezing,
- eutrophication,
- evolution accelerating,
- expansion of university climate groups,
- extinctions (human, civilisation, logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, ladybirds, pikas, polar bears, gorillas, walrus, whales, frogs, toads, plants, salmon, trout, wild flowers, oodlice, penguins, a million species, half of all animal and plant species, mountain species, not polar bears, barrier reef, leaches),
- experts muzzled,
- extreme changes to California,
- fading fall foliage,
- fainting,
- famine,
- farmers go under,
- fashion disaster,
- fever,
- figurehead sacked,
- fir cone bonanza,
- fish catches drop,
- fish downsize,
- fish catches rise,
- fish deaf,
- fish get lost,
- fish stocks at risk,
- fish stocks decline,
- five million illnesses,
- flesh eating disease,
- flood patterns change,
- floods,
- floods of beaches and cities,
- flood of migrants,
- flood preparation for crisis,
- Florida economic decline,
- flowers in peril,
- food poisoning,
- food prices rise,
- food prices soar,
- food security threat (SA),
- footpath erosion,
- forest decline,
- forest expansion,
- frog with extra heads,
- frostbite,
- frost damage increased,
- frosts,
- fungi fruitful,
- fungi invasion,
- games change,
- Garden of Eden wilts,
- genetic diversity decline,
- gene pools slashed,
- giant oysters invade,
- giant pythons invade,
- giant squid migrate,
- gingerbread houses collapse,
- glacial earthquakes,
- glacial retreat,
- glacial growth,
- glacier wrapped,
- global cooling,
- global dimming,
- glowing clouds,
- god melts,
- golf Masters wrecked,
- Gore omnipresence,
- grandstanding,
- grasslands wetter,
- Great Barrier Reef 95% dead,
- Great Lakes drop,
- greening of the North,
- Grey whales lose weight,
- Gulf Stream failure,
- habitat loss,
- Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome,
- harmful algae,
- harvest increase,
- harvest shrinkage,
- hay fever epidemic,
- health affected,
- health of children harmed,
- heart disease,
- heart attacks and strokes (Australia),
- heat waves,
- hibernation affected,
- hibernation ends too soon,
- hibernation ends too late,
- homeless 50 million,
- hornets,
- high court debates,
- human development faces unprecedented reversal,
- human fertility reduced,
- human health improvement,
- human health risk,
- human race oblivion,
- hurricanes,
- hurricane reduction,
- hydropower problems,
- hyperthermia deaths,
- ice sheet growth,
- ice sheet shrinkage,
- ice shelf collapse,
- illness and death,
- inclement weather,
- India drowning,
- infrastructure failure (Canada),
- industry threatened,
- infectious diseases,
- inflation in China,
- insect explosion,
- insurance premium rises,
- Inuit displacement,
- Inuit poisoned,
- Inuit suing,
- invasion of cats,
- invasion of herons,
- invasion of jellyfish,
- invasion of midges,
- island disappears,
- islands sinking,
- itchier poison ivy,
- jellyfish explosion,
- jets fall from sky,
- Kew Gardens taxed,
- killing us,
- kitten boom,
- krill decline,
- lake and stream productivity decline,
- lake empties,
- lake shrinking and growing,
- landslides,
- landslides of ice at 140 mph,
- lawsuits increase,
- lawsuit successful,
- lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!),
- lives saved,
- Loch Ness monster dead,
- lush growth in rain forests,
- Malaria,
- mammoth dung melt,
- Maple production advanced,
- Maple syrup shortage,
- marine diseases,
- marine food chain decimated,
- Meaching (end of the world),
- Mediterranean rises,
- megacryometeors,
- Melanoma,
- methane emissions from plants,
- methane burps,
- methane runaway,
- melting permafrost,
- Middle Kingdom convulses,
- migration,
- migration difficult (birds),
- migratory birds huge losses,
- microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly,
- minorities hit,
- monkeys on the move,
- Mont Blanc grows,
- monuments imperiled,
- moose dying,
- more bad air days,
- more research needed,
- mortality increased,
- mountain (Everest) shrinking,
- mountains break up,
- mountains melting,
- mountains taller,
- mortality lower,
- National security implications,
- natural disasters quadruple,
- new islands,
- next ice age,
- NFL threatened,
- Nile delta damaged,
- noctilucent clouds,
- no effect in India,
- Northwest Passage opened,
- nuclear plants bloom,
- oaks dying,
- oaks move north,
- ocean acidification,
- ocean deserts expand,
- ocean waves speed up,
- opera house to be destroyed,
- outdoor hockey threatened,
- ozone repair slowed,
- ozone rise,
- Pacific dead zone,
- personal carbon rationing,
- pest outbreaks,
- pests increase,
- phenology shifts,
- plankton blooms,
- plankton destabilised,
- plankton loss,
- plant viruses,
- plants march north,
- polar bears aggressive,
- polar bears cannibalistic,
- polar bears drowning,
- polar bears starve,
- polar tours scrapped,
- popcorn rise,
- porpoise astray,
- profits collapse,
- psychiatric illness,
- puffin decline,
- railroad tracks deformed,
- rainfall increase,
- rape wave,
- refugees,
- release of ancient frozen viruses,
- resorts disappear,
- rice threatened,
- rice yields crash,
- rift on Capitol Hill,
- rioting and nuclear war,
- river flow impacted,
- rivers raised,
- roads wear out,
- robins rampant,
- rocky peaks crack apart,
- roof of the world a desert,
- rooftop bars,
- Ross river disease,
- ruins ruined,
- salinity reduction,
- salinity increase,
- Salmonella,
- satellites accelerate,
- school closures,
- sea level rise,
- sea level rise faster,
- seals mating more,
- sewer bills rise,
- severe thunderstorms,
- sex change,
- sharks booming,
- sharks moving north,
- sheep shrink,
- shop closures,
- short-nosed dogs endangered,
- shrinking ponds,
- shrinking shrine,
- ski resorts threatened,
- skin cancer,
- slow death,
- smaller brains,
- smog,
- snowfall increase,
- snowfall heavy,
- snowfall reduction,
- soaring food prices,
- societal collapse,
- songbirds change eating habits,
- sour grapes,
- space problem,
- spectacular orchids,
- spiders invade Scotland,
- squid population explosion,
- squirrels reproduce earlier,
- storms wetter,
- stormwater drains stressed,
- street crime to increase,
- subsidence,
- suicide,
- swordfish in the Baltic,
- Tabasco tragedy,
- taxes,
- tectonic plate movement,
- teenage drinking,
- terrorism,
- threat to peace,
- ticks move northward (Sweden),
- tides rise,
- tornado outbreak,
- tourism increase,
- trade barriers,
- trade winds weakened,
- transportation threatened,
- tree foliage increase (UK),
- tree growth slowed,
- trees could return to Antarctic,
- trees in trouble,
- trees less colourful,
- trees more colourful,
- trees lush,
- tropics expansion,
- tropopause raised,
- truffle shortage,
- turtles crash,
- turtles lay earlier,
- UK coastal impact,
- UK Katrina,
- Vampire moths,
- Venice flooded,
- volcanic eruptions,
- walrus pups orphaned,
- war,
- wars over water,
- wars sparked,
- wars threaten billions,
- water bills double,
- water supply unreliability,
- water scarcity (20% of increase),
- water stress,
- weather out of its mind,
- weather patterns awry,
- weeds,
- Western aid cancelled out,
- West Nile fever,
- whales move north,
- wheat yields crushed in Australia,
- wildfires,
- wind shift,
- wind reduced,
- wine - harm to Australian industry,
- wine industry damage (California),
- wine industry disaster (US),
- wine - more English,
- wine -German boon,
- wine - no more French,
- wine passé (Napa),
- winters in Britain colder,
- winter in Britain dead,
- witchcraft executions,
- wolves eat more moose,
- wolves eat less,
- workers laid off,
- World at war,
- World bankruptcy,
- World in crisis,
- World in flames, and
- Yellow fever

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